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fuck it, ima say it. the fact that miley and taylor and lana are still walkin they yt asses around after doing racist shit amongst other problematic shit and no one says anything about it is fuckin stupid. the literal SECOND nicki, banks, kanye and chappelle fucked up ya’ll were all over them. and don’t even come for me I don’t even fuck with any of these people but do ya’ll not see this blaring difference in the people ya’ll’ll hold accountable????? and yet these yt bitches get to roam free??? ya’ll don’t actually care about these issues, ya’ll don’t actually give a shit about solidarity with oppressed peoples ya’ll’re just here for clout and to virtue signal and make sure everybody knows that yer a politically correct moral high ground star being

Happy White Girl Wednesday

doctorfreak:

lesbianfungi:

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“flaunting her songwriting”

how the piss i took was so canary yellow it was goldenrod

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snaxle:

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i am not calling twitter fucking x

im deadnaming that shit

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writing smut like

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3tno:

thisiswhymomworries:

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Anonymous asked: Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

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an autopsy found that the skull was inside of his head the whole time

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If only

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